I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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