He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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