Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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