Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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