3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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