Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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