Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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