So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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