I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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