Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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