what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
