Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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