Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am mentally ready for anal.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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