Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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