How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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