I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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