Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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