Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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