His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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