it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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