Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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