Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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