is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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