Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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