No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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