the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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