I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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