She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
tell me about the eggs
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