Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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