I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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