doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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