i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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