Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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