I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Randomize
