really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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