My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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