i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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