Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Text me some of your sweat
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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