she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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