Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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