I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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