i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
being pregnant is like rehab
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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