Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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