how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
