This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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