i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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