no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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