and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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