So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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