Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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