We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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