Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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