Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
