sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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