At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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