just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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