shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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