There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
its liver damage thursday
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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